WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK? Written by: Spizz/Coalfield

• Easily Spizz's best-know and most popular song
• An updated version was released under the name Spizz as a single in 1987
• Both versions appear on the compilation Spizz Not Dead Shock
• The original is also on the compilation Spizzhistory
• An alternative version is on the compilation Unhinged
• Released in Portugal in 1981 with Spock's Missing on the B-side.
• Covered by:
  • REM, as a fan club-only Christmas single in 1992
    (MPEG sample available)
  • The London Philharmonic Orchestra, on the CD Classical Punk
  • Some US punk band - but I can't remember who.
• Appeared in the film Urgh! A Music War
• Also found on the 'various artist' compilations:
  
  • Urgh! A Music War
  • Punk Lost & Found
  • The Sound Of The Suburbs
  • New Wave Club Class X 3 Sampler
  • The Indie Scene: 1980
  • The Best Punk Album In The World... Ever! 2
  • Loaded Lockin
  • Burning Ambitions
  • Agro & Attitude
  • Holidays In The Sun - Volume 1
• The video of Holidays In The Sun contains a live performance of 'Kirk'
• Sound samples available for the original and the remix version. (MPEG format)

Lyrics

I WAS BEAMED ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
WHAT I FELT WHAT I SAW WAS A TOTAL SURPRISE
I LOOKED AROUND AND WONDERED CAN THIS BE
OR IS THIS THE START OF MY INSANITY

OH BUT ITS TRUE
AS WE WENT WARP FACTOR 2
AND I MET ALL OF THE CREW
WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK

I WENT TO THE BRIDGE AND WE WERE TOSSED ABOUT
IN THE STORM OF A VORTEX I WAS HIT WITH A DOUBT
I SAW IN A DREAM IN A MEMORY OF MINE
WAS IT YOU WAS IT ME WHO WAS IN ALL THE TIME

SPOCK PULLED ME THROUGH
AS WE WENT WARP FACTOR 2
AND SOMEONE I SAW I KNEW
WHOS CAPTAIN KIRK

SO WHEN I AWOKE FROM THE DANGERS OF SPACE
I LOOKED AND I SAW A FAMILIAR FACE
THE TIME WARP IN SPACE MADE A CHANGE IN ME
FOR I WAS THE CAPTAIN AND THE CAPTAIN WAS ME

YES ITS SO TRUE
AS WE WENT WARP FACTOR 2
THE CHANGES I HAVE BEEN THROUGH
AS CAPTAIN KIRK
IM CAPTAIN KIRK

OH ITS SO TRUE
AS WE WENT WARP FACTOR 2
THE CHANGES I HAVE BEEN THROUGH
AS CAPTAIN KIRK
IM CAPTAIN KIRK

WHERES SPOCK

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